July 15, 2005
I can only hope that if I get arrested and then become famous, or get arrested while famous, that the details will be "muddled".

Name: Bill Gates (aka Billy Badass)
Arrested: December 13, 1977
Location: Albequerque, New Mexico
Charge: Traffic Violation (allegedly speeding, or running a stop sign, or both, allegedly with no license in his Porsche.) details muddled.

Name: Larry King (aka Lawrence Harvey Zieger)
Arrested: December 20, 1971
Location: Miami, Florida
Charge: Grand Larceny (bad check), pleaded no contest, though the details are also muddled