July 21, 2005

Note: This is a second draft of this story. I made the original so graphic that it zapped all the humor and frankly grossed the hell outta me. If you want all the details give me a call.

Tuesday, Jen got a rental car from a Toyota dealership while they were working on her car. She drove the car to work, and while at work became ill, having a nauseus stomach. She decided to leave work and head home, planning to pick up her car the following morning from the dealership. On the way home she began feeling worse, and by the time she reached her exit her stomach was churning violently. Anyway....SHE PUKED ALL OVER HER RENTAL CAR!

Yeah, no shit. So, she cleans up what she can of the rental car, goes inside, presumably washes up, and goes to bed.

When I talked to her yesterday afternoon she said that when she opened up the car in the morning it "stunk". I'm gonna consider that a grosse understatement due to the fact that it's July, and it's been like 100 degrees here. Yeah, I know you all can imagine what the heat did to enhance the funk. She also said that there was no real visible evidence unless you moved the seat back or looked beside the console. She dropped the rental car off in some random, inconpsicuous spot in the dealersip lot and hasn't received a nasty phone call yet. I just feel sorry for the poor S.O.B. that gets to clean that car.

Strangely ironic political cartoon above by daryl cagle.